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End-User License Agreement
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The Stranded II for Android License Agreement
If you are reading this license agreement, it appears
that you have already agreed to it. If you don't think
that you agreed to anything here, and in fact disagree
with this, you happen to be quite wrong, which means
that you have to go stand on the roof of your house
wearing a bunny suit and sing Barney songs. If you
never wanted to agree to any lunatic Web author's
psychotic license agreement inthe first place, go ask
mommy to let you play with your Duplo blocks.
The Managment at Qrchack Enterprises will not be held
responsible for anything that this column may tell you to do.
If you actually do any of these things, either
you need to take a nice slow drive to the funny farm and
find a nice little vacant room to lock yourself up in, or
you are really monumentally stupid. If this is the case,
then there are more appropriate web sites out there that
you can find like-minded people. And if this is the case,
remember that this license agreement requires you to
acknowledge the fact that you are a drug-crazed alien spy.
For those of you who actually have half a brain and
realize that the local and state authorities discourage
many of the activities condoned by this column (especially
those state and local authorities who happen to be
standing under the lunatics who are engaged in these
activities) you are still required to name your firstborn
"Hilda" regardless of gender, required to attend weekly
lynch mobs at the corporate headquarters of a different
technology company every week, and are also requird to
tie yourself to the flagpole on top of the Empire State
Building and stuff live frogs down your pants (which
we realize is not very nice to the frogs, but hey, it's
my license agreement, and I can do whatever I dang well
please with it!
In addition, you also agree that the writer of this column
is your supreme ruler, and that anything I say, you will do
immediately. Therefore, each of you has to locate the
nearest Macintosh, and reduce the so-called computer to a
smoldering pile of rubble. If there is a user associated
with this Macintosh, then they are required to follow the
procedures outlined in the paragraph above.
If you have any questions about this license agreement,
you must first send your e-mail address to every known
spam domain on the planet, then read each and every
resulting message, and you must also buy each and every
product, no matter how fraudulent or ridiculous said
purchase would be. After doing that, you must let your
pet dog give you a fleabath and build a model of the
Eiffel Tower out of Belgian Waffles (with whipped cream,
strawberries and other appropriate toppings, of course.
If this procedure is not followed, then aliens will be
sent to perform slightly unethical brain transfer
experiments on you and a rutabaga, then beam you directly
onto the set of the Oprah Winfrey Show afterward.
And when the software companies begin to realize that nobody
ever reads the things, every program we buy will have a
similar license agreement. Eventually, all of us will be
having to act on every ridiculous whim of whatever software
company we were stupid enough to tempt by buying one of
their products.
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Oh, you are looking for real license?
Then it's just freeware that means you can:
• Play for free
• Update for free
• Share (give a credit pl0x)
• Edit via mods (mods support coming soon!)
You can't:
• Decompile, recompile, or whatever else kind of reverse
engineering. Just ask for source code, don't ruin my
work, k?
• Share and get paid for sharing (you can't sell it)
If you would like to write an article or something at your
website/blog, feel free to email me for details. It would
be nice to see where am I spreaded around :). However, all
kind of advertise/press is always welcome.
Third-party stuff
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This game uses also some 3rd party stuff like:
• Stranded II (orginal game by DC)
• jPCT-AE (3D engine)
• standard Android libraries
• a lot of code parts somewhere in Internet
• some Aliens' futuristic technology (yep, I have my own UFO :D)
ALSO NOTE: THE SOFTWARE PRODUCT CONTAINS SUPPORT FOR PROGRAMS WRITTEN
IN JAVA. JAVA TECHNOLOGY IS NOT FAULT TOLERANT AND IS NOT DESIGNED,
MANUFACTURED, OR INTENDED FOR USE OR RESALE AS ON-LINE CONTROL
EQUIPMENT IN HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENTS REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE,
SUCH AS IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION
OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, DIRECT LIFE SUPPORT
MACHINES, OR WEAPONS SYSTEMS, IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF JAVA TECHNOLOGY
COULD LEAD DIRECTLY TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR
ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE
More 0.0.1 alpha (build 692):
3D engine start - it now loads some 3DS files
"Are you sure you want to exit?" dialog
0.0.1 alpha (build 600):
EULA and updates info
Working on 3D engine - propably in next update
0.0.1 alpha (build 592) - 28.07.2012 (13:00)
Ignoring sensor - now app is in vertical, when loading 3D engine it'll change to horizontal
Some force close errors - fixed
First alpha preview for people interested (APK download)
0.0.1 alpha (build 518) - 28.07.2012 (6:25)
Unreal Software button is now clickable and opens unrealsoftware.de in default browser
"Start download" button is now centered
Font sizes
0.0.1 alpha (build 516) - 28.07.2012 (5:45)
Kinda cool start screen with Stranded II logo.
Developers info (me and DC - orginal S2).
0.0.1 alpha (build 510) - 28.07.2012 (4:55)
Now both fullscreen and animation removal works.
0.0.1 alpha (build 508) - 28.07.2012 (4:45)
Second activity to start game if files are downloaded
Physical back button is now ignored.
Changed icon - now exactly like Stranded II one.
Slide animation between activities
0.0.1 alpha (build 492) (wow! pretty much :D) - 04.07.2012
Application is now in fullscreen
Create folder (Android/data/pl.qrchack.stranded2) if not exists
Check for Android/data/pl.qrchack.stranded2/strandedII.zip file
Annoying default icon replaced by island icon (googled :D)
Previous releases - changelog unavaible (fogot what I have changed :D)