A stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
- 'What would you like to talk about?'
- 'Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
- OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the blonde's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
- 'Hmmm, I have no idea....'
To which the blonde replies,
- 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
Yo momma so stupid that she thinks "LMAO" is a red lemon. o.O
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This is my quote from this topic and I think it's a bit joke.
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Yeah, but one thing is straight: 98% of we came from the Austranopitecus australis (our direct antecedent).
1% from pigs.
And more 1% from other animal/stuff.
Here's a bit of a long one. But I absolutely love racist jokes so...
*Sonic and Shadow in the waiting room*
Sonic: So the Doctor says i have to lay off the caffeine. Like a Jet Stream of Screaming Pain when i pee.
*Producer comes out of office*
Producer: Sonic, Buddy, Pal! You're Fired! Clean out your desk by three.
Producer: Shadow! Can i see you in here for a power meeting?
*Shadow follows producer in to office and closes door*
Sonic: Not... Going to...
Sonic: Cr-Cr...
*Back in office*
Sonic: (back ground) BWAAAAAAH! [sob] [weep]
Producer: Shadow, I'll get right to the point. We want you to star in your own game.
Shadow: Really? That's awesome!
Producer: "Shadow : The Hedgehog", Here's your gun.
Shadow: Thanks a lo-... Gun? I don't know how to use one of those!
Producer: Sure ya do! Because your...
Shadow: ....
Producer: um...
Shadow: WHAT? MY BLACK FUR?!
Producer: No, No, No. You've got Street Cred!
Shadow: God, It's bad enough you've got me in rocket sneakers. I suppose the rings are now "Bling-Bling"?
Producer: Actually they're fruit now.
Shadow: What... Fruit...
Producer: Watermelon Slices!
Note: If you dont get that last bit, then you have never met a black person before. I'll have you know that most if not all black people LOVE watermelon! Expecially me!