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Hello friends, I know it's been a while. I come to you with a serious problem today. I know this might sound a bit too personal for us.de but please be understanding. I'm turning to you because I'm desperate.

This all started about two weeks ago. I first noticed it after masturbating to a picture of the bald character from the Motu Patlu anime (genderbent). My semen was uncharacteristically yellow and slightly acidic in taste but I didn't think too much about it.

I don't think what I masturbate to is in any way related to the color of the ensuing body fluids but I thought I might as well provide you with all the information I can.

Much to my dismay this yellow semen situation has persisted since. I tried mixing things up and masturbated to the USSR flag, youtube autopsy videos, south american UFO sightings, the rest of the Motu Patlu cast (genderbent and default) and "fat nigga hits blunt once then dies".

Have any of you experienced this before? Should I be worried?

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There’s no need to be alarmed if your semen comes out a yellowish color. In fact, it’s very normal. As men get older the hue of the semen also changes. If you haven’t had an ejaculation in a long time you could also experience a yellow tint to your semen. It’s a good idea to take a leak before you engage in intercourse.

When a man has an erection your urine stream is blocked, so that semen can pass through as the only discharge. However, traces of urine may leak through and cause you to have a more yellow ejaculate. Other reasons for yellow sperm are jaundice and leukocytospermia (high levels of white blood cells). These are normally accompanied by other bodily symptoms, so if you notice the yellow tint with abnormal symptoms, see your doctor.

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Its like KimKart said, a yellow-colored ejaculation can cause anyone to get alarmed. Normally, semen is whitish to a light gray in color. It is usually quite thick but tends to liquefy within 20 to 30 minutes. Changes in its appearance or color are usually temporary and not often a cause for concern. Sometimes, however, these changes in the color can be present consistently for more than three to four weeks. In such cases, this could be a sign of an underlying medical condition that requires further investigations as well as treatment.

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According to Japanese scientists, yellow sperm is usually caused by a genetic disease called "autism." There is a 38% chance that during the production of sperm, the autistic cells are causing your sperm cells to malfunction and die, changing their colour. This is unfortunately incurable.

Here is some advise. Watching Naruto AMVs will fill your penis with blood, which is nice and useful for masturbating. I would also suggest wearing fur-suits or perhaps even making love with animals, e.g. a goat, for a more divine experience, although it's still quite autistic.

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Just when ya think you've seen it all. . .
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I know this might sound a bit too personal for us.de but please be understanding.


Yeah, it does sound a bit to personal. Adding some sick crap at the end doesn't help with you're problem so why say anything about your personal crap?

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I tried mixing things up and masturbated to the USSR flag, youtube autopsy videos, south american UFO sightings, the rest of the Motu Patlu cast (genderbent and default) and "fat nigga hits blunt once then dies".


And I do not think anyone here gives a dam what you masturbate too. . . I surely do not. . .this is not a medical website, and not a place to seek medical advice. Infact it can be dangerous!

I hope Seekay did not get banned for your inappropriate post. . .while you walk away free.

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p.s. And KimKart, what are you? a fucking doctor now?
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